Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Short post about 790

I mentioned in my last post about the robot head 790, he(it?) was a head attached to a semi-organic body.

790 model robot heads attached to a bodies

His head was later detached due a cluster lizard ripping it off.

After I (Zev) was transformed into my new body, I placed the 790 model robot head into the device that would have changed my mind into that of a love slave. He saw me and it was love at first sight.

Stanley Tweedle and I eventually took him with us. He became an importent member of our crew.

790 onboard the Lexx
His attitude towards Stanley was confrontational.

And there you have it! That is how 790 became a member of our crew onboard the Lexx!

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Monday, January 23, 2012

Zev and Xev Bellringer of B3K

Well, we got Stanley and Kai out of the way... Now I think it is time to tell my tale.

This is me. I started out as Zev of B3K.

Before coming to The Cluster
I know. I know. It doesn't look like me. This is before I was taken to The Cluster. But, let's go back earlier...

When I was a baby, my parents did not want me, they took me to the Wife Bank on B3K.

Zev as a baby in the wife bank on B3K

I lived in a box, with no people around. Only machines and prerecorded images. As I grew up, I was trained in the ways of being a good wife.

Telling me what I should say to my husband.
It was years before I was able to leave the Wife Bank on B3K. Eventually, I was given to my husband.

My Pig Husband

He was a pig. He was rude. He called me a cow. I couldn't take it. All those years alone for this moment and then anger just took over. 

Punched him out
Following this, I was arrested and taken to The Cluster (the seat of power of the League of 20,000 planets and the Divine Order) to answer for the crimes of failing to perform my wifely duties.

After the Memory Search
The judge found me guilty and I was sentenced to be transformed into a love slave.

Holographic Judge
I was taken to the Lusticon to be transformed into a Love Slave.

Scanning commence 


During the process a Cluster Lizard got loose and came into the Lusticon during the transformation process. 

Cluster Lizard
As a result, I was fused with Cluster Lizard DNA, becoming part Cluster Lizard. I emerged from the Lusticon, a new women...

New Woman
Just when the Love Slave programming was about to be downloaded into my head, I put instead a nearby robot head. The robot head received the love slave programming and I was the first person he saw.

790 the Robot Head

After I escaped with the help of Stanley Tweedle and Thodin of the Ostral B pair... we stole the Lexx and escaped to the Dark Zone.

Cluster Lizard in Action, Protesting Stanley

You're probably wondering why I look so different from my first entry. Well, later on we returned to the Light Universe to attempt to find a new home. Along the way, Stanley was injured and we took him to a medical facility. They attempted to steal the key for the Lexx from me and kill Kai. I eventually took Kai's place while I was transformed into a cluster Lizard. Who I was before.. was killed.

My Death
Later on, a plant came onboard the Lexx and took the form of one of Stanley's dream women. After consuming some vistors that were onboard the Lexx, she was able to restore my life essence using the left over protein I left after I died. What came after was Xev. 

Freshly Reformed
There you have it! You know a bit more of my history and how I came to be onboard the Lexx. Within the next few weeks, I'll begin to tell the stories specifically. I may do a short entry on 790 before then. Until next time... 

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Thursday, January 19, 2012

Stanley Tweedle

Hello everyone!

Xev here again to talk to you about another "valiant" member of the Lexx adventures...

Stanley Tweedle
His name is Stanley Tweedle. Originally an "assistant deputy backup courier" for the Ostral-B Heretics against His Divine Shadow.

Assistant Deputy Backup courier

After being captured by Sub-Nebulae mercenaries and sold to the Divine Order, he provided them with the codes to the defense system protecting the Reformed Planets; as such, he is branded Arch-Traitor.

 Sub-Nebulae Mercenary

His compatriots are slaughtered, and Stanley is captured. The smuggled DNA is extracted from him and used to grow The Lexx, a living, sentient spacecraft able to destroy entire planets with a single devastating shot.

The Lexx

Stanley was deemed harmless and unimportant, he soon fades into the bureaucracy of The Cluster, His Shadow's central planet, eventually becoming a security guard 4th class for the same government he had once fought against.

Security Guard 4th Class Number 476329-43 Department 511 Level 4
After a mixup, Stanley was charged with a forced triple organ donation, after being late to turning himself in, an execution order is placed on his head. After escaping with Zev and Thodin, he received the key to the Lexx. 

Stanley receives the key
I'll explain why I look different later, but let's just call her "Zev" for now. Anyway, after this Kai, Stanley, and I escaped The Cluster into the Dark Zone.

Stay tuned for more back story information before I go back to individual story information. 

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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Intro and about Kai last of the Brunnen G



I'm Xev Bellringer of B3K! That's in the Light Universe. It was destroyed when Mantrid's drone arms consumed all mater and it collapsed just after we escaped into the Dark Zone!

I'm starting a journal of all my adventures onboard the Lexx. Now that I'm onboard Little Lexx with Stanley, I thought I'd attempt to record as much about our story as possible. So I am going to set up the characters in the best story ever told.

This is Kai, last of the Brunnen G.


The Brunnen G were a race of romantic warriors that originally came from the Dark Zone before they moved to Brunnis-2 in the Light Universe. They were famous for the victors in the great war against the Insect Civilization.

The Brunnen G
Brunnis-2 in the Light Universe

Before long, a terrible tyrant known as His Divine Shadow began to expand throughout the Light Universe and threatened hundreds of billions of lives.

Before long, His Shadow turned his attention toward the Brunnen G. As his fleet approached, Kai sought answers from the Time Prophet.

The Time Prophet
She predicted:

Time as you know had a beginning and time has an end and then time begins again. As we shall each live our lives again exactly as before, I have been gifted to see into the old cycles of time. Not very clearly mind you, but I have learned that in the future-past the Brunnen-G, the great victor in the war against the insect civilisation, shall be destroyed at the hand of His Shadow. But after His Shadow leaves the Cluster they will be destroyed at the hands of the Brunnen-G. This has happened before and it will happen again.” — The Time Prophet

Returning with this knowledge, he eventually convinced his people to defend themselves in one last ditch effort to destroy His Shadow even if it meant their lives. They used old Insect ships to attack His Shadow's approaching ship.

Insect Ships

Eventually, Brunnis-2 was destroyed from the onslaught of His Divine Shadow.

Brunnis 2 is destroyed.

All of the other Insect ships destroyed, Kai crashed his ship into His Shadow's control pod. His Shadow killed Kai and sent him to the bio scholars to transform him into a Divine Assassin. Killing as His Shadow instructed.

Who would you like me to kill?

He was an assassin for the Divine Order for 2000 years before he got his memory back from a Divine Predecessor.

Divine Predecessor
He eventually became a crew member of the Lexx. Stay tuned for future updates for how things went down after this...

Kai onboard the Lexx
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